tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

supertrout95:

y3sh0m0:

supermoclel:

matesprit:

vine trends that need to stop:

  • screaming in public places
  • white people saying nigga
  • scaring/hurting animals
  • making people uncomfortable on purpose to try and be awkward
  • harassing the homeless

disrespecting your mother

harassing people who work in the customer service industry

nash grier

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit